I was about to post a calm, measured piece about the amazing 'factory farm' for plants, I visited last week but that will have to wait.
I've just read Arabella Sock's latest posting here and have aborted for the time being. Also, I'm due elsewhere in 3 minutes so must stop now.
But watch this space for a brief but pant-wetting - or a pants but brief-wetting - response to the Sock's request. Africa, you see, is a kind of drug. You can't get enough, even though you know it can damage your health, your career and your bank balance.
More on this within 48 hours. Monster plant production after that. You'll be absolutely amazed - I promise.
I'm listening to the PG shouting that I'm late.